the night of beer pong with strangers

so at first i began writing a rebuttal to this story because i was annoyed, but then i just got bored and figured i would just share the story with you because it's rather humorous even though it's ridiculously exaggerated. 

so first read this: nothing but lies

then come back here and read the facts (btw i'm only concerned with the parts about the "one-legged woman and her party")

• it wasn't a party. we were going to play beer pong and decided to invite some friends over.
• it wasn't the middle of the night, it was 8pm
• there were 10 rolls of tp
• stealing tp is not the only reason to road trip, but it is something that is done on all road trips
• of course we didn't find it odd for strangers to wander in. we were aware they were coming and we always welcome strangers. 
• trey and i both made sure to introduce ourselves.
• there are only two mannequin heads, three wigs, no post-it notes, a copy machine in the dinning area, and no cigarette machine.
• i am not blond and i might pass for a librarian, but a lunch lady? i don't think so.
• trey is not portly and yes he notices what people are wearing... big deal. 
• of course we didn't say anything about his obnoxious attention seeking hat that he kept on all night. 
• trey actually laughed at the dwarf joke. he takes things like that very well.
• trey never did calisthenics and i never offered anyone food. april did eat some spaghetti and probably offered some to the guests because that is the polite thing to do, but no one wandered around with a colander.
• you don't need to use the plunger if you use the bathroom.

yeah, so anyway. we actually thought these people were kinda fun. perhaps we were wrong.